ÏDE TO A ÐLAN ÉN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ÐLAN ÁND THEN CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS ÁND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT FORM ÁND THE ÐLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT SUBSTANCE ÁND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE WORKERS ÁND THEY SPOKE AMONG THEMSELVES, SAYING "ÉT IS A CROCK OF 'ÓTUFF', AND IT STINKETH." ÁND THE WORKERS WENT UNTO THEIR ÍANAGERS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM, "ÉT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE IT." ÁND THE ÍANAGERS WENT UNTO THEIR ÄIRECTORS AND SAYETH, "ÉT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER, AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH." ÁND THE ÄIRECTORS SPOKE AMONG THEMSELVES, SAYING TO ONE ANOTHER, "ÉT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH AND IT IS VERY STRONG." ÁND THE ÄIRECTORS WENT UNTO THE ÖICE ÐRESIDENTS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM, "ÉT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL." ÁND THE ÖICE ÐRESIDENTS WENT UNTO THE ÐRESIDENT AND SAYETH UNTO HIM, "ÔHIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS COMPANY,AND IN THESE AREAS IN PARTICULAR." ÁND THE ÐRESIDENT LOOKED UPON THE ÐLAN ÁND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND THE ÐLAN BECAME POLICY. ÔHIS IS HOW 'ÓTUFF' HAPPENS!